Trade Secrets

Overheard:

Beckett: Hey Mom, in our family, we're professors, huh?

Jeanne: Yeah Beck. We're professors.... What kind of professor are you?

Beckett: I am a professor professor.... What kind of professor are you?

Jeanne: I am a chemistry professor, and Papa is a Japanese professor. What kind of professor are you going to be?

Beckett: Japanese.