The BHB (Beckett Hardy Baird) News Service issued the following press release this morning at 9:36 AM
An alert paparazzo recorded a four month old baby who has learned to hold his own bottle. Authorities (including the boy's parents) are stunned at the precocity of the boy who was flashing peace signs in utero and now has apparently made his first move to regulate his own caloric intake. (In paparazzo photo, boy also has creepily red eyes--his parents hope this isn't an indication of any sort.)
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